Ich mochte Deutsch lernen

Here are some germans words that I find funny, most because they are so obvious:
Die Krokodile, die Dusche, die Pizza, die Uniform, der Likor, der Stuhl.
Verbs: Fahrt, Hore, gehe, schicken
5:50 – saying ‘ten to six’ in German, the guy I was working with pronounced it ‘zen for sexs’.
I’m learning to say lots of useful things such as:
Ich schlafe mit Frauen. (I sleep with women.)
Was ist hinter die Elefant? (What is behind the elephant?)
Schwarz ist die neue rot. (Black is the new red.)
I’m sure Jayanti, Toby and Bridget must all be horrified with my pigeon german. Entshuldigung.