Monday, April 14, 2008

The Charmin Bears Stoop to a New Low

I hate the Charmin Bears. They are creepy. Bears don't use toilet paper. All of the commercials they are in are really weird.

In one of the old commercials, a bear hands toilet paper as a second bear, the first bear just finished taking a dump under a tree. The second bear takes the toilet paper and sits in the exact same spot the first bear just came from. GROSS!

In the new commercial, two bears are playing football. When the little bear begins to snap the ball back to the quarterbear, it notices toilet paper all over the ass of the little bear. GROSS!

On a much happier note:

A big happy birthday to Toby today! Herzlichen Gluckwunsch!

(And belated, at least in terms of blog props to Dylan, Sheasby and Nat. They turned the big 2-9, the big 2 and the big 4-0, not necessarily in that order).

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