Alphabet Blog

A is for Canadians with small boobs.
B is for existing.
C is for C-word, aka a Capitals play. You are supposed to pick any C-word. How I am not going to call either the C word, or Cancer? Those are the first two C-words to pop into my head!
D is for Das Auto is kaputt. You speak German too!
E is for elevator, as in stuck in for 45 minutes with 16 people and a bomb threat.
F is for ficus, my new favorite swear word. Stub your toe sometime and try it out. Fye-cuss!
G is for whiz, spot and mail.
H is for Heather, duh. If you stop reading at the right time, it could also be for Heath.
I is also for Heather, it’s me again.
J is for stellar, grey and blue.
K is for agreement.
L is for ellemeno, which I used to think was one letter as a kid
M is for anems.
N is for things that are N-shaped.
O is for ring, shit, bama and sama.
P is for urine.
Q is for waiting patiently.
R is for random. Wow, random.
S is for pluralizing.
T is for weirdos who don’t drink coffee.
U is reading my blog.
V is for neck.
W is what...ever, also known as junk defense.
X is for breakups.
Y is for how the hell should I know?
Z if for ed and ee.