Natural Harvest

Rookie recently came across an interesting "cookbook". How exactly, I have no idea. It's called Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer. It's worth clicking the link to see the picture on the cover (don't worry, it's G-rated...wait, that means it will get less clicks). I'm sure it's just a joke, but still....ew.

Rookie may or may not have made a joke about semenmuffins, and cross-Canada pregnancy. I'm sure you can fill in the rest. ;)

So please please please tell someone that you are going to buy them A Harvest of Healing Foods: Recipes and Remedies for the Mind, Body, and Soul or Nature's Wild Harvest or A Glorious Harvest: Robust Recipes from the Dairy, Pasture, Orchard and Sea for their next birthday, and then actually buy them Natural Harvest. But never never eat at their house again.