Quality Surfing

I know I have said this already, but I really enjoy Google Analytics. Among other things, it allows me to see searches that people conduct that end them up on my blog, usually for about 4 seconds. ;) Just in case some of these poor, wandering interwebhighway wanderers ever come back to my blog, I wanted to address some of their questions.

Here is where some searches were folks came up short in their surfing:

• "Trouble in Vegas Pools 2009". Sorry, but no dice. Why would something called Hezzobloggo have pools for Vegas? This is an close as I can get you: http://www.cultimate.com/tournaments/trouble-in-vegas-1/teams
• "Flower Bowl Calgary". Flowerbowl is in Vancouver. Try this link. http://www.flowerbowl.ca/
• "Type of seafood on low iodine diet". Dream on buddy. Top of the list of things you can't eat. Someone should really come up with a no-salt/iodine cookbook for this kind of thing.
• "Sine Sine Cosine Sine". You are such a DORK.
• "Benjamin Button I have to pee". I'm not the only one! Sooooo looooonnnggg.