The AssMaster 3000* is another genius invention - genius, I tell you. A group of us went to Moab, Utah to ride mountain bikes in last March. We rode our bikes seven days in a row. My legs held out. My ass felt like....ass.Thus was spawned the AssMaster 3000, invented by the members of Team Forester 7 (myself, Dave Brewin, Jeff and Lindsay Sill). The AM3000 is a bike seat attachment for your office chair. About a week before you leave for your trip, you install product and start "training". It gets you used to a bike seat in small doses. You sit on it for a while, and pre-numbbum, it retracts into your office chair for some relief. About once an hour, when you least expect it, it give you a good SLAM....to your sitbits. If you need a break, you can turn it off or get up for a bit. It's much harder on a bike. Buy one before you go: you'll thank me later! This could be you in the photo: master of your ass.
*Product is not recommended for Mauri Smith**.
**An ass is required to use the AssMaster3000.
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