Anonymous: You have been such a boring blogger of late. Do you think anyone still reads it?
Journal: Fuck you, man.A: No seriously. Get at it. You must have something. You're just not being creative.
J: Give me a break, I've been busy.
A: Then blog about it.
J: But I'm busy with writing. That's just not interesting.
A: It could be. You're just being lazy. You haven't blogged once about March Madness. What about that woman at the pool today that swam like a dorky ten-year-old trying to throw a baseball with his off hand.
J: What?
A: Shut up and write something.
J: You shut up. And I will - I'll get back to writing the essay. Asshole.
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